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I Do Not Care For The Robot Paintings
Robots should not be permitted to do art.
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Farewell To The Weirdest Year
Some old lady gave me the finger today. The worst part is, she wouldn't tell me why.
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The "Stranger Things" Closed Captions Suck Ass, Actually
Closed captioning exists to help deaf/hard-of-hearing people understand what’s happening onscreen. The Stranger Things captioners seem to be more…
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We Don't Have Time For This
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DoorDash Sucks
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Let It Fall
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You Can Laugh At 95% of This
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Andrew Yang Is A Mondo Doofus Who Should Not Be Mayor
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What About the Cowards?
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You Can Laugh At 95% of This
The crypto market tanking is objectively funny, but it only got so big in the first place because so many people desperately want to believe there's a…
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The Way We Were/Try to Remember
When "DMX: Don't Try to Understand" premiered last year, I assumed it would be the stuff we'd already seen before: DMX and his extremes, neatly arranged…
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The Great Unraveling
When everyone who disagrees with you is a pedophile, there are no frontiers left to conquer.
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Some Bullshit Never Dies
Sometimes a lie collapses under its own weight, but it doesn't change a thing.
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Mind Your Own Business
Do you frequently lie awake at night because you can’t stop fretting about the existence of trans people? If so, consider doing literally anything else…
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When Your Doctor Is Full of Shit
Some physicians want to take away nurse practitioners' ability to practice independently, and they insist it's for the benefit of the patient. They're…
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The Legacy of Michael K. Williams
Welcome to “Scenes I Can’t Stop Thinking About,” a new series discussing—you guessed it—scenes I can't stop thinking about. First up: the magic of…
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A Hopeless Cynic
A Hopeless Cynic
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